Legend of Captiva


long long ago on mount olympis captiva was forged by zeus him self, who gave it to moses on a stone tablet, who threw it at napoleon, who lost it in a game of cards to michael phelps, who used it to swim across the atlantic and the then sold it to amelia earhart for a subway contract, where it was lost at sea along with amelia, when years later lara croft found it in a tomb along side a pile of left socks and my academy award for best speech, then lara took the captiva and placed it under dr. nagata’s pillow where he descovered it the next morning.
legend of captiva as we know it

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