legit chiller


a legit chiller is a generally dumb high school-aged male who parties too much but hence are insanely good at beer pong. they have huge egos but people who aren’t as “chill” as they are tend to hate them anyway. they all tend to come from upscale, boring families and spend all their dirty money on liquor, cars, good hash, and clothes. legit chillers differ from their neighboring frat-d-ck subculture, bros, in that they play lacrosse rather than frisbee, tend to listen to rap and house music rather than alterna-cr-p like incubus, and their att-tude towards everything is always to fuel their ego rather than be as “chill” as possible. while this does contradict the “chillers” aspect of their name, their definition of what is “chill” is defined by them and hence, supposedly legitimate (legit), which lets them think they are better than everybody who cannot chug 60 oz of beer in two minutes and don’t drive a bmw.
legit chiller 1: “yo man this party is going to be rad… all the legit chillers are gonna be there, and i heard langston has 8 oz of killer hash he got when his father took him to columbia…”

legit chiller 2: “that’s chill, bro. make sure no stupid freshman come, dude, they’re not legit.”

freshman: “f-ck that it’s gonna suck anyway. i’m going to go play game cube or something….”

Read Also:

  • Diotro

    it can be used to define a sort of religious symbolism such as karma, or dharma. usually stated after an extraordinary event. thy diotro blesses thee, with almighty power!

  • Stealy McGrabbit

    any f-cker who plays a team sport and doesn’t realize that there is anyone else on his team. i almost had that one but stealy mcgrabbit over there sacked me and f-cking stole it.

  • Lego Brick

    a beer pong formation that is 2 cups wide and 3 cups long. dude: what rack do you want? bro: we’ll take a lego brick.

  • flaming lady

    a thing that stupid or funny people do when dared or drunk or both… to do this, you stick your d-ck between your legs and set your p-b-s on fire. (this is an example of funny people doing it when dared) person: at g.a.y mcfly got challenged to do a flaming lady and they did […]

  • Gurinder Bains Is A Street Fighter

    a indian street fighter gurinder bains is a street fighter


Disclaimer: legit chiller definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.