Legitimate One-Upper


where a one-upper tells you a bigger and better story, usually by making it up, a legitimate one-upper doesn’t make anything up because they really are bigger and better than you.
player: dude, you see those girls over there? yeah. i totally banged them last night..

rich player: oh them? i did them last weekend. and their sisters…

player: -mutters- d-mn, you legitimate one-upper…

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