Legosexuality
when you find s-xual attraction to a lego figure of any sort, and you just want it’s everything from it’s square body to it’s little half circle hands. being legos-xual means that you will go to any extent for said lego figure to make sure your with he/she and be it’s everything anytime of the day no matter the circ-mstances, and other perks -wink wink-
me: oh my god! do it harder bad cop! give it too me all night. i want to stick that big yellow stick in me…mhmmm! there it is.
bad cop: uhh! take it my prisoner. (switches to good cop)
good cop: i sorry buddy..but i wanted the booty, do you want a gl-ss of water too swallow that c-m. (switches back to bad cop)
bad cop: you don’t get any!! you get to drink it salty. (smacks the gl-ss of water away)
me: i like it salty!
the word being defined legos-xuality
legos-xuality
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