Leigh Park Bentley


a jaguar xj6.

etymology: from the the council estate of leigh park, near havant in hampshire and a luxury car manufactured by bentley motors ltd, crewe, uk.

such is the level of peasantry prevalent in the aforementioned estate, the highest status peasants (who work part-time on the checkout at havant hypermarket), can afford the required £395 to buy and park a jaguar xj6 on the gr-ss verge outside their hovel. despite this shameful one-upmanship, their relative status is recognized, and as a result they are duly credited with ownership of a vehicle greater than the one they own. consequently the jaguar xj6, as seen less often than ford sierras in council estates countrywide, is upgraded symbolically to attain the status of a bentley.

see also ‘leigh park jag’
‘wow, look, there’s a leigh park bentley! ha ha ha ha ha!’

‘jim’s just bought a leigh park bentley for banger racing.’

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