lejmate
a friend who is a lej (street for legend). instead of using the phrase “…you are a lejmate.” just say lejmate. this is the ultimate compliment you can pay a friend on the street if they do something totally amazing!
mike eats 10 kebabs in one night and then finishes off with a 3-some! mike then tells gashman.
gashman: “…lejmate!”
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