Lemmy


since ozzy sold out, ian “lemmy” kilmister has taken the crown of the coolest rocker in the world.
“lemmy wants to eat the warts on his face”

i don’t share your greed, the only card i need is the ace of spades, the ace of spades- motörhead
full name – ian “lemmy” kilmister

singer for motorhead;
jesus, come back from the dead

obviously resurrected somehow, because he hasn’t aged at all in 20 some years.

believed to be given special god-like powers from his giant mole on his face
lemmy kicks you -ss anyday.
b-ss player and vocals for the baddest band in the galaxy, motor-f-ckin-head!!!!!!!!!!!
lemmy’s one crazy -ss motherf-cker. sumb-tch is old enough to be my grandfather, and he’s the crankmonster from h-ll.
lemmy, the nickname for ian fraser kilmister, is a singer and b-ssist for the speed metal band motorhead.

lemmy has been the only consistent member of motorhead since the first lineup was created in 1975. over the years several musicians have filled the spots at the drums and guitar but lemmy stayed consistent.

lemmy also has had several reoccuring problems with drugs. in fact in 2005 he openly stated that he believed that heroin use should be legalized, saying that it would eliminate the drug dealers from society. lemmy has made other controversial statements regarding drugs even when he was a member of hawkwind.
“we want to be so loud that if we moved in nextdoor to you your lawn would die.” -lemmy
the way you cut your facial hair to connect your mustache and your sideburns. taken from lemmy from motörhead.

man, i wish i could grow a lemmy. but my facial hair only grows in spots.
g-d
“who would win in a fight between lemmy and g-d??”

“lemmy”

“wrong! trick question, lemmy is g-d!”
lead singer and b-ssist from motorhead. should, technically, be dead, with blood that would kill anyone else. seen as a genius for:

a) conquering the rock industry
b) still surviving

for more, read ‘white line fever’
“the only card you need, the ace of spades, the ace of spades, yeah!”

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