Lemon Job


a girl puts a lemon on your d-ck and then proceeds to jack you off. then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your d-ck. however, it sucks for the girl because your d-ck has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.
i gave derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. it was so f-cking sour.
a girl places a lemon on a guy’s p-n-s and proceeds to give him a hand job using that lemon. then, the girl takes the lemon off and gives the guy a bl-w j-b. however, the bl-w j-b is exceedingly unsatisfying for the girl because the lemon has caused the p-n-s to become very sour and acidic.
natalie gave me a lemon job last night. it felt great except she kept having to stop every two minutes because she claimed my d-ck was too sour.

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