Lemon Squeeze


it’s like a backwards melon bag.
what the h-ll is a lemon squeeze?
fluid response to act of squeezing the “lemon”
after placing his p-n-s in his partners mouth pedro was greeted with an unusually hard grab to his t-st-cl-s (the lemon squeeze). pedros natural response was to release his tangy tart urine (fluid) to his partner by the mouthful.
(n) the act of placing one’s hand on the female breast and then rotating it alternately clockwise then anti-clockwise over the nipple (usually erect).

(v) doing the action.
i gave my friendly neighbour a lemon squeeze this afternoon.
the act of squeezing a mans b-lls with such intensity that he p-sses out from the pain and s-xual stimulation, then proceeds to urinate all over himself.
that b-tch put the lemon squeeze on him so hard it looked like he was swimming in a kiddie pool.
as a guy gets s-xually excited, his nuts pack up like into a single lemon. squeezing his nuts as he -rg-sms can be intensely pleasurable.
lemon squeeze:

squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.

squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.

the way you squeeze my lemon, i’m gonna fall right out of bed.

-led zepplin, “the lemon song.”
a s-xual game. the guy squeezes the girl’s t-ts as hard as he can while she squeezes his d-ck. whichever one screams out in pain first loses. the guy is not allowed to j-zz or else he loses.
bobby and sarah played lemon squeeze late into the night.
a s-xual maneuver where the woman, or person on the bottom, takes their partners n-ts-ck, twists it arround twice (producing a swollen and textured scr-t-m, much like a lemon), and then proceeds to shove it into said partners -n-s.

carefully twisting roberts hairy scr-t-m, megan roughly inserted it deep into his, preforming the elusive lemon squeeze.

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