Lemony

often used in fanfiction to subtly indicate s-xual content. mainly written in author’s notes and summaries.

ex: bella and edward are stuck in a room for three months. very leomny!

author’s note: you asked for it. very lemony. you have been warned
adj- 1. being so prude, beurocratic, uppity, stiff, sour, brittle and dry that the only explanation is a considerable amount of lemon juice was squeezed into your eye.
2. having the qualities and characteristics of a lemon such as round shape and bright yellow color.
1. joe didn’t find amus-m-nt in any games as a young child. while his peers played tag, joe sat by his lemony self on a bench, adjusting his monocle and frowning.
2. big bird sure is lemony.
a word used in fanfiction and online stories to warn readers about descriptive s-xuality(pretty much)usually written in summary or at the beginning
caution this is a very lemony story. you have been warned ….

i’d tell you what the fanfic is about, but its really lemony, so ill tell you later
tasting of lemons. if you ever put something lemony in your mouth you will experience your pie-hole being sucked into itself, such is the explosive power of the citrus fruit. be warned.

many things which are not lemons are lemony. examples include ‘jif’, ‘bleach’ and ‘uranium’.
jimmy “hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm!”
paul “oh goodness, get that lemon out your mouth!”
jimmy “that’s better. it was lemony.”
someone that is always trying to get in someones pants. they tend to get rapey and never knows when to stop. will often use s-xual remarks (a sign of someone being lemony).
person 1: i have goodies to share
person 2: what kind of goodies? c-ck and b-lls?
person 1: ew stop being so lemony
an individual with one t-st-cl- and the ability to be a jack of all trades ( master of none )

individual will display some female tendencies and should be locked at home as the woman of the house. will have a lovehate relationship with any nearby czechrepublicans and will work under a teflonic vicepresident
he is so a lemony, why doesnt he go put on an apr-n and cook some gingerbread men like the lil b-tch that he is
1) someone whose belief system is based on principles gathered via bad movies and video games.

2) someone who advocates the use of plastic-doored vehicles.

3) someone buried in piles of useless and over-engineered paperwork and statistics.
that lemony fool voted for nader because flava flav’ told him to!