Lenen
also a gay person who has a phobia of h-m-s-xuals.
commonly confused with the squirrel and fords.
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(n) a man who is marries several women at once. his family practice single polygamy in every marriage.
- Martha mayhem
when a man with a hooked purple d-ck tries to slap you across the face. ‘that miller dude ran around the room trying to give us a martha mayhem.’
- Oxyking
a male so incredibly addicted to oxycodone and/ or oxycotin that his p-n-s remains indefinitely flaccid friend: hey, girl. how’s your man? sl-t: he’s railing that good sh-t. can’t get it up! friend: you mean he’s an oxyking? sl-t: for sure. dope–ss weed that’s smooth as air d-mn, these purps be some dope–ss oxyking
- pining for the fiords
a phrase used as a last ditch attempt to avoid blame for killing something. first used by monty python in the infamous “dead parrot” sketch. #1: “i’m here to get my dog” #2: “here you go” #1: “holy cr-p it’s dead” #2: “no it’s not, it’s just pining for the fiords”
- Sip No Lip
taking a sip from a friend’s drink bottle without your lips touching the rim, amid fears of backwash. depending on the season, the spread of meningitis may also be a concern. ben: “may i have a sample of that fine beverage?” dan: “sip no lip”