Lengerich


a small town in germany, it’s population consists of old people, turks, and 15-year-old swaggsters who hang out at night at some playground and drink/smoke they’re -sses off, occasionally blasting music so loud, the elderly from the rest home wake up despite their heavy sleeping pills.

there’s not much to do, since most of the shops are clothes shops for children and old people, overpriced stationery stores and döner restaurants.
person 1: “hey, so how do you find lengerich?”

person 2: “kill. me.”

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