length
rock n’ roll term for p-n-s
e.g. dudes hang on i need to wip the legnth out ( go to the toilet)
or, haha i was bored so i slaped her with ma legnth
the opposite of breadth
“if you mix up length and breadth, a p-n-s would be 6 inches wide and only an inch long”
“that ships breadth does not allow it to enter the channel, but i’d say it’s length is pretty d-mn long for such a wide ship”
if something is over avarage in size, longness, sometimes pr-nounced “lemf”
(1)
a: this film is 4 hours long mate.
b: length!
(2)
a: i walked all the way from central london to barnet this morning, i was hammered…
b: that is :length!
(3)
a: ive got work at 11pm through the night
b: lenth!
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