Lentmmoth
to approach the annual mammoth mountain motocross with the same training vigor as christians do for their yearly tradition of “lent” — to show achievement through the sacrifice of a personal vice.
lent is considered by many plebeians as a month where your goody good friend will give up things such as chocolate, or soda, for a religious cause. kinda like ghandi did way back when.
held in mammoth lakes, ca every year, the mammoth motocross is considered one of the toughest, drunkest, funnest times on a dirt bike. only professionals need apply. elevation is one of the reasons why its so tough, riding moto @7,000ft is no small “feet.”
“dude, my buddy gave up fried foods for lent. i called him a p-ssy and said i was giving up weed for lentmmoth.”
“anyone want to join lentmmoth with me? i quit drinking weeknights and when i am asleep.”
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