Leonore
leonore is a unique specimen that shines like dew drops in the moon light. she is ignorant to those who cannot please her because one can not live forever and so must squeeze whatever she can out of life. her beauty is both glorious on the inside and out and she never fails to make others smile.
boy: that’s a mighty fine leonore there!
girl: you’ll never get anywhere near her, you’re a waste of her time.
boy: maybe one day i’ll be rich and good looking enough for her and we can live happily married in beverly hills.
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