leopluradon

this amazing fantastical magical creature who will guide you the way to candy mountain (co-op city, new york).

makes awesome magical creatures and things and items apear. a leopluradon also aprears at your house randomly, eats all of your food, lives off your family, mistakes your house for their own then leaves in a dented and paintless minivan.

what to expect upon meeting a leopluradon:
a leopluradon never has money…
drives in neutral any chance they get…
eats a lot…
still is skinny…
mistakes chocolate covered pistachioes for olives…
staddles people when drunk…
squeeks/ shudders…
answers to “housewife”…
dates terriorists…
goes to london for 1 day…
facebook stalks…
wears flip-flops in january…
has pretty blue eyes…
watches series shows with your parents while you are not home and/or sleeping…
loves/lives/needs to be scratched…
answers to “bunny” then replies with an adorable “aw”…
loses wallet/keys/cell phone often…
creates cobwebs constently…
goes to prom with their parents lovers teenage children…
enjoys 25 year old terriorests…
fakes -rg-s-ms as well as an actress…
keeps a toothbrush in your bathroom…
still writes to people even when ignored for months…
has annual heart surgrey…
is less important than the household dog(mufasa <3!)everyone is!)... is tallest in the nathan <3333 family... calls your sibilings at 3 a.m.... speaks spanish... a whic = white spanish person... jewish... gets paid below minimum wage... gives a cute puppy dog face... is funny when depressed... is a vegetarian (dumb idea... eat meat!)... likes palkiiiiiii... has a mothar that wear "wishful thinking" stockings... has a 101 year old gradfather who is an athiest and a perv.. has the same 101 year old gradfather who is the funniest man alive!... loves curbs a wee bit too much... use to have an actual car not the minivan... gets lost frequently but somehow always ends up at your house... doesnt go to school... asks your brother for rides to the gynocologist (vag. doc.)... leaves for college =( ... is enrolled in smart cl-sses(ap and/or honnors)... makes fishy faces often!... is an awesome secret agent... never gets caught(jk)... great singer... gives great s-xual pleasures... showers at your house... throws wrappers at you... walks into your house... signs for your mail when no one is home... takes lovley (forced) walks with you... has parents of their own... that is enough examples of what a leopluradon consists of. all in all, a leopluradon is a best friend to many and a wonderful person/ mystical creature who lets you have many fun memories that will always be remembered. a leopluradon is also another sibiling, and despite all of the awkward qualities a leopluradon has not yet become extinct because all though you might be surprised we still like them and love them for their wonderful atributes and characteristics. fin. rachel of livingston, new jersey is named/replies/is a leopluradon. "it's a leopluradon charlie!" actually spelled liopleurodon. noun: a genus of short-necked plesiosaur which was likely the apex marine predator of the late jur-ssic period. in popular culture liopleurodons have appeared in bbc's television show "walking with dinosaurs", in steve alten's book "meg: h-ll's aquarium" and also in some annoying youtube videos. the jury is still out on whether or not liopleurodons were magical, however, recent evidence has confirmed that they did, indeed have an iq of less than two, as they were probably incapable of taking any form of written test, which they would only get soggy and maybe chew on. "wow, that eustreptospondylus just got bitten in half by that leopluradon (liopleurodon). tough luck." "leopluradon (liopleurodon) was probably the apex marine predator of the late jur-ssic period." "last night i dreamed that i was getting b-tt s-x from a magical leopluradon (liopleurodon). it kept yelling 'we're going to candy mountain, baby!'. when i woke up, my kidney was gone. and you thought you were having a sh-tty day." a dinosaur that looks like a wierdo. has liek.. fins. green and purple. also teeth. charlie: "what's that?" unicorn: "it's a leopluradon charlie. a leopluuuradon chaaaarlie!" leopluradon: "gwraeoreaouror" unicorn: "it has shown us the waaaay." a large carnivorous dinosaur present in the 32nd century. has iq of 2. can only make strange dragon-like noises. most often found in "charlie the unicorn" series. "it's a leopluradon, charlie! it's gonna guide our way to candy mountain!" "that leopluradon stole my youtube account!" "secretagentbob's gonna need that leopluradon tonight..." some really gay, f-cked up sh-t. a: what the h-ll is that? b: oh, nice! it's a leopluradon! a: man, that's some really gay, f-cked up sh-t.