Lerner’s Father


unfortunately this man is yet to be found. lerner’s mom has had so much s-x that it’s possible lerner’s father could be…
sean connery, carson daly, muhammad ali, edi cramer, bill clinton, or uncle ben (yea, the rice guy)
midshipman 1- “dude, wanna hang out tonight? a bunch of people are coming, even lerner’s father.”
midshipman 2- “really? i’ve never met him before.”
midshipman 1- “that’s ok, neither has lerner.”

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