Lesbian Emergency


lesbian emergency refers to a time when you need a lesbian and one just cant be found. can also refer to running low on lesbian supplies. occ-ssionally mistaken for ‘happy anniversary’ which has caused many relationship problems.
‘hunn, we have a lesbian emergency.”
‘lesbian emergency! lesbian emergency!’

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