lesbian hand sex
– n., a phenomenon that occurs on the hit abc lesbian show, pretty little liars, a show which has been known to p-ss of straight guys due to the hotness of the said lesbians. lesbian hand s-x or lhs is performed by two girls holding both of each others’ hands and looking deeply into the eyes of one another. please note that this may also be performed by a man and a woman, two men, or a woman, a man, and an alien.
i saw mila kunis and ashton kutcher having lesbian hand s-x at the airport. it’s amazing to see two famous women getting it on.
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