Lesbian Mullet


a variation of the cl-ssic mullet, but shorter all around and popularly worn by lesbians across the u.s.
this hairstyle is a cl-ssic giveaway to those who are lacking in gaydar.
person 1: “emma’s mom recently got her hair cut, to my surprise it was a lesbian mullet!”

person 2: “i saw that one coming the day she purchased that subaru outback”

person 1: “yeah, i suppose you’re right. i wonder if she has a girlfriend too”

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