lesbian standoff


when you run into your ex, with your current girlfriend, who you left your ex for.
“i was at whole foods yesterday with ann and we ran into emily…”

“oh no! does emily know that you left her to be with ann?”

“yeah, just a good ol’ fashioned lesbian standoff”

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