lesbian thursday


the day on which many straight or bi-curious women are gripped with an insane urge to drink from the furry cup, going back to normal the following day.
dude #1: hey man, why are you looking so miserable?
dude #2: i can’t get laid, man. its lesbian thursday.
(n)
the day between wednesday (see also: wasted wednesday) and friday (see also: f-cked-up friday) when many lesbians seek out two well-trained, willing, and voluptuous prost-tutes named m-ffin and trixie.
random man: are those two lovely ladies on the streetcorner lesbians?
random man’s wife: no, they’re only 1/7 lesbian. and since it’s a lesbian thursday, i’m about to go have a very good time with them! ; )

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