Lesnar Faced
when you wake up in the morning with a puffy face and it’s hard to open your eyes after a couple of hours of sleep or a heavy night of drinking, making you look like brock lesnar after he landed on his face after botching a shooting star press at wrestlemania xix.
urrghh i’m lesnar faced!
i’m lf’d this morning!
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