Let go of my chalupa
when a person sh-ts in a sock and proceeds to beat their partner with the sh-tty sock and yells “let go of my chalupa”.
the wife and i are having s-xual relations and i have to take a sh-t. i am unable to make it to the restroom and a sock is nearby, my wife yells at me to not sh-t in the sock and i get mad at her and start to yell “let go of my chalupa” while slapping her with it.
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