let’s blow this popsicle stand!


a very silly way to say “let’s get a move on.”

pokey used this phrase at the beginning of earthbound for snes
let’s blow this popsicle stand… but don’t you think you should say goodbye to your mon first?
how about we leave this establishment as soon as possible.
it’s 5 o’clock! we’re done work let’s blow this popsicle stand.
legend has it that this term was first coined in the 1940’s by a jamaican named antoine cleo. antoine cleo believed that filling the area of a popsicle with deadly radiation, could be used against certain countries as biological warfare. he believed that the radiation had certain brainwashing chemicles inside of it and that placing the popsicles at stands at random areas could allow more people to buy the popsicles, thus was his plan for world domination.

however, his plans were soon foiled when a strange cult called the kindred spirits (the cult leader was later identified as a man named dushka deshvky) blew up all the popsicle stands in america, including killing the perpetrator, antoine cleo.

“lets blow this popsicle stand” was then started as an inside joke between 4 teenagers, then it spread throughout the united states, the phrase from then on meant, “lets get out of here fast, before something bad happends to us.”

now maybe after hearing this, we can walk away a little wiser about what this phrase means.
source: evil minds of the 1900’s.
(n.) lame, 50’s, white-people way of saying, “let’s get the f-ck outta here!”
“golly gee! there’s a trouble a comin’! let’s blow this popsicle stand!”
a pretty lame way to say “let’s get out of here.” this saying has become all too common these days.
your wife: “this place is bernie. let’s blow this popsicle stand!”
me: “i’ve got a popsicle you can blow. b-tch.”
to provide oral favors to a popsicle stand.
hey becky, this ice cream is making me really h-rny…let’s blow this popsicle stand!
a p-rnographic study of s-x in the ice cream industry. the original was created in 1986 by w-nker productions. to date, there have been 43 sequels.
while keith was preoccupied watching “lets blow this popsicle stand! volume 32”. mark executed a perfect cincinatti surprise. what a mess!!!

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