lets go walking
a f-cking brainstorm that fat-ssed neighbors think up while sitting around eating entenmans & haagen das and drinking diet c-ke (as if diet c-ke will keep the poor excuse for a brain thiking that she’s on a true diet)and watching jerry springer, all the while she’s still in her f-cking pajamas @ 4:00 in the afternoon.
now, when they finaly get out of the un-maintaned house, they start flapping thier gums, bend the forearms at the elbows at a 45 degree angle (as if she’s been doinh itall her life) and off they go!
this absolutely f-cking useless and moronic idea will last anywhere from 3 days to as much as a whole week before giving it up.
bertha: “this cake would taste so much better if i could eat it off of steve’s(head of security on jerry show) c-ck.
marge: “oooohh, i know i know, but then your weight would go 610lbs. when 595lbs. looks great.
bertha: “hey! i know… lets go walking.”
marge: (with the look of sheer terror on her face),she says “what for”?
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