Lettuce audio
unnatural, hollow-sounding, overly crisp audio used a lot in video advertis-m-nts.
half of the reason why i can’t stand youtube ads is because of the frequent use of lettuce audio. i don’t like feeling like my ears are biting into a head of romaine.
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