Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder


a disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend’s newly found love. the patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
my bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and i feel less important, therefore i have lettuce cardboard cannibal disorder.

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