lettuce leaf


plesantly shaped v-g-n-l lips. keith burtons well proportioned.
“come on nik, i know it’s our first night together but i really want you to take me to bed and lose me forever.”

“okay ali, let the dog see the rabbit.”

“oh nik, you say the s-xiest things.”

“hmm. nice lettuce leaf.”

“wow.”

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