Level 5 cling-on


a person, typically from the opposite s-x, who has taken a keen attraction and obsession with you or another person based on subsequently little or hight amounts of social contact.
often in most cases it is a female who has taken a serious obsession with a male and has reached the pinnical of the annoyance levels and usually wants to spend all her time with the male.
as in the movie wedding crashers, after jeremy has s-x with that red head, he refers to her a a level 5 cling-on.

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