Lewie Blue Eyes
a man that gives his woman everything she needs and does it with a kind heart. he also excels at making breakfast in the morning.
girl 1: why are you smiling
girl 2: my boyfriend made me a heart-shaped pancake for breakfast
girl 1: sounds like you have a lewie blue eyes. how did you get so lucky.
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