lewis black

a comidian who p-ssed off about pretty much everything. his health spa is ihop, his favorite drug is nyquil, he hates being jewish and he dicovered why we get an aniurism. he has a segment on the daily show called back in black.
“i would have celebrated christmas this year but i can’t because i’m f-cking jewish” -lewis black
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best f-cking comedian of life…period
man 1: “dude, did you watch that lewis black special last night. he rocks!”

man 2:…i like men

man 1: me too
the greatest comedian on the planet.
“we believe that whoever has the most stuff when he dies, wins. well, you’re dead, f-ck-nut. so you didn’t win.”
best comedian ever.
so we have a fake reporter doing a real report on a real movie about a fake reporter. i can’t take it!
the best comedian in the history of the world. he yells alot, is jewish, hate candy corn, and apperently like ihop, has seen the end of the world which is in texas.
“i had no thoughts this winter, well just one…f-ck it’s cold! or its cold as f-ck! actually i thought of giving up comedy…and becoming a bear…uh oh, its cold out, time to sleep, this blows…then comes spring, f-ck, time to wake up.

if we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall…in canada…cause that is where all the could air comes from.

every halloween, i go to a party, and there on the table…is a bowl of candy corn…and like an alheimers patient i go up, and go, hmmm….corn that tastes like candy…excellent…-eats- son of a b-tch!
one of the greatest comedians of all time. can be seen regularly on the daily show with jon stewart
lewis black on minnesota winters
” this winter wouldn’t have been that bad if you were a f-cking moose, if you had fur on your nuts it was a f-cking festivle”
one angry, angry f-cker.
“lactose-free milk? kiss my d-ck!” -lewis black

“al roker, that big fat f-ck.” -lewis black