Lewisville Lean
koolaid and jolly rancher from the kitchen of the single mother you’re dating and tryin’ to get at, with some promethazine codeine you brought with you in your back pocket.
d-mn man… i sat here and watched two hours of madagascar 3 with this chicks kid, and all i got was a koolaid stain and some lewisville lean!!!
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