Lex Luger


a washed-up, cocaine-fiending wrestler who can only stay out of jail long enough to get arrested while on a c-ke binge.
person 1: hey, did you hear lex luger is in jail again?
person 2: won’t he die already?

person 1: what the difference between lex luger and an illegal immigrant?
person 2: what?
person 1: an illegal immigrant can’t come into the country, and lex luger can’t leave the country because he has warrants.
a pece of sh-t wrestler. no talent. a disgrace to wrestling. worst wrestler in the world!
wow, lex luger sucks.

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