Lexington, MI
small sh-thole of a town located on the thumb of michigan. what some town officials would like to call a “cultured northern resort village” is in fact a poor, soon to be ghetto town where the main attractions are smoking weed under the rocks at the town break-wall, and underage cigarette smoking. if you ever find yourself in town, leave immediately. this is not hard considering the entire town is only a mile in diameter.
randy: “hey bill, you wanna go to lexington today?”
bill: “you mean, ‘would you like to eat sh-t and die?’ no thanks randy”
“lexington, mi. the worst place on planet earth next to cambodia.
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