Lexmarkalitis


a sickness caused by coming into contact with lexmark printers
engineer gets so many calls and the frc deals with so many lexmark issues that he dreams about lexmark or feels sick when he sees a printer or the word ‘lexmark’ forcing them off work , vomiting profusely, this is known as lexmarkalitis

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