Leyton lightning
1: insurance fraud committed by means of arson. refers to a fire touched off by a putative lightning strike within the precincts of leyton, a neighbourhood of east london with a reputation as a centre of urban deprivation. perhaps coined by linda smith, english stand up comedienne.
2: italian business insurance.
egon ronay: “n-body ever went to that fine italian restaurant on the high street because it was next door to a funeral home. i hear that last week the place burned down.”
linda smith: “must have been a case of leyton lightning.”
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