lez-booty
the target of a man trying to ‘turn’ a lesbian. often a man will befriend and try to work the most feminine angle he can find, or work her vulnerabilities in an attempt for some action. some do it for the pleasure, others because they can’t seem to get a straight girl in the sack.
joe has been after that lez-booty for months. i wish he’d just give it up, she’ll never turn…
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