Lez Pez


when a lesbian is eating out her girlfriend, and the girlfriend’s monistat pill shoot out of her v-g-n- into the other’s mouth.
lesbian lover #1: “oh baby! that feels.. -choke-… dear god and all that is holy! i just ate a lez pez!”

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