Lez-speak
(noun) language system used by lesbians to communicate their s-xual desires cryptically in a public settings.
girl1: i like your shoes.
girl2: well i like your panties.
girl1: but you can’t see my panties because i’m wearing a dress.
girl2: well maybe you could show them to me sometime soon.
girl1: i’m certain this is lez-speak so i’m going to tell you this for the very last time. stop hitting on me. i’m not a lesbian.
gilr2: why ya always gotta play hard to get?
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