LG Neon


the absolute slowest and worst phone known to man.
ex1: man! my lg neon is glitching again! look, its frozen! phones dont freez! compters do!
an lg neon also known as te365 probably a good phone it has a touch screen for dialing or slide out the full qwerty keyboard for quick, easy messaging. snap pix or video with the 2 mp camera/camcorder…and share your snapshots in a snap. listen to your favorite tunes! one of lg’s better creations
lb: hey wanna see my new lg neon?
lg: yea sure
-lb pulls out phone-
lg: will you marry me

(over reaction)

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