LHMD


an urban slang, lhmd stands for “left holding my d-ck.”
while the terminology is s-xual, the connotation is general, as in “f-cked”.

it also can be used in the literal sense, when rejected or stood up by a girl.
suppose jack sends an email intended for his extramarital girlfriend, to his wife instead. that’s a cl-ssic grade 1 lhmd for jack.

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