lhoff


a kid that dresses up like a hipster but states that he isn’t. dresses in the latest f-g fashion. ex. hipster gl-sses that he doesn’t need, scarf’s, three jackets on at the sane time, etc. he thinks he is the coolest kid but really isn’t. thinks he knows everybody and that they are his friend but they really aren’t. will talk to a girl but will not smash. virgin.
did you see that see that lhoff walking out of jcpenny with the latest in f-g fashion. those pants won’t fit his baby d-ck.

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