LHS Marching Band


a large group of people at l-ssiter high school that isolates itself from everyone else. enjoys spending life playing flutes. see cult junkie.
person a: hey man what you doin this weekend?
person b(band junkie): i’d like to do something but i have to spend 46 hours of my weekend practicing and playing at compet-tions so we can remain number one in the nation!
n, a supremacist fascist organization who is h-ll bent on controlling every aspect of life at l-ssiter high school.

aslo known as: the band, band n-z-s
(band n-z-s): sig hail der band fuerer!!
(der band fuerer): yes my faithful minions, take over the school in the name of the band!
(band n-z-s): ja!, sig hail, der band!
a large percent of l-ssiter highschool students who choose to spend their time walking around in a parkinglot getting yelled at.
student a: awesome we got a 9 to 9 this weekend.
student b: sweet!
a cl-sterf-ck of l-ssiter students who like to spend the entire day with band f-gs. they get enjoyment out of practicing, and get b-n-rs when they play a note in tune. see cult
band f-g # 1: hey man i just got a new trombone
band f-g # 2: jinkies, that is the one i wanted for christmas. u lucky duck!

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