love her so much
when you are in love with a girl/woman.
omg.. i’ve just realized that i lhsm.
a warm, small, flaky puff pastry with a strawberry filling. *walks into a bakery* “one lücledül please”
- itchy barnacles
enflamed and enraged hemorrhoids that are itching worse than a case of chicken pox. rendering the person in a miserable, squirming state longing for relief from a medicated pad or salve. carl’s job as a trucker often rendered him on the long hauls with a case of itchy barnacles. he frequently had to make stops […]
- guatemalan war hammer
when receiving a bl*wj*b, the man quickly pulls out his p*n*s and starts beating the girl in the head with his rock hard manhood. “did you see stacy’s black eye?” “yeah, brian gave her a guatemalan war hammer.”
when a friend offers you a list and you jump in the back seat leaving the p*ssenger seat vacant. hence making it look like a taxi. comments like…. can you put the ac on? and have you been working long? are actively encouraged. matt and i got a lift to the airport from ryan the […]