Liantics


the ability to simultaneously ignore, lose focus, and complain when instructed to perform a task; inconsistent and strange behavior that defies logic and reason; see lian
when asking a child to sit down and do their homework the child will engage in liantics. this involves simulaneously ignoring the parent while completing a cirque de solie act on the chair or on the viscinity of the chair.

when asking a child to get in the shower a lego tower is constructed instead of a shower.

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