Library Bae
someone you don’t know of the opposite s-x which you see in the library and mentally claim for your own.
generally used by university students studying for exams due to sitting in the same spot for a long time and procrastinating by looking at p-ssers by.
commonly used on social networking sites such as yikyak.
person 1:- “i was sat opposite my library bae for 3 hours today, it was bliss”
person 2:- “did you speak to her?”
person 1:- “no but i caught her eye once”
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