Librisexual


someone who only gets their kicks solely from literature of non-p-rnographic origin.
a: wow, i just finished east of eden.

b: how was it?

a: well, cyrus forsure gave me stimulation i thought no man ever would.

b: you are such a ridiculous libris-xual.

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