librophobe
1. anyone who has a deep opposition towards books or anything of the like; the absolute parallel to the librophile.
2. anyone who has a fear of liberals (i.e. conservatives).
1. librophobe tyrone never knew how to read. having never forgotten how to not read, he died of chicken scarcity.
2. johnny bananapeel killed all the liberals with his pocket gun.
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