Lick it Before You Dick It
before you you stick your member into your girl’s p-ssy or -sshole, you should lick the part you plan on entering and pleasure her first.
bill’s wife was on the bed with her head down and her luscious -ss in the air. with member in hand, he stared at her glistening wet slit and her tight little browneye trying to decide where to enter first. his wife said, “go in where you want but lick it before you d-ck it”.
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